Cry Me A River By Kris Geren

As a scholar of human misery, Kris Geren is pretty sure that you are a whining sack of shit. However, it is quite possible that you have larger problems than having a sixteen penny nail stuck in your orbital socket. Every week, Kris will answer your questions about relationships, finance, travel, space travel, and industrial accidents.

(Kris Geren is not a licensed physician, or mental health practitioner. He is affiliated with several diametrically opposed churches, but strictly for tax and sexual purposes.)

If you have a question for Kris, you can email him at:

kris@ilovethedevil.com